What are some of your favorite lines from movies?

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"A boy's best friend is his mother." -- Norman Bates from Psycho, as played by Anthony Perkins, not Vince What's-his-name.

"I can no longer sit back and allow...the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." -- General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) in Dr. Strangelove.

"I'm completely nude!" -- Babette (Brigitte Bardot) in Babette Goes to War.

"We blew it!" -- Wyatt (Peter Fonda) in Easy Rider.

"Goddamed HMOs" -- Helen Hunt in As Good As It Gets.

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women!" -- Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Conan the Barbarian.

"I don't mind your not liking my manners. I don't like 'em myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings." Phillip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart) in The Big Sleep.

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"You think you´re so f**king cool, huh? You think you´re so f**king cool. But just for once, I wanna here you scream to death."
".....Play some rap music." -Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout

"What the F**k?!" (Only sudgested) -Wesley Snipes as he had decapitated and dejointed the badguy in Blade, and he returned

"Guys like you always try to ice-skate uphill" -Wesley Snipes, also Blade

"Rwoaaarr!" Chewbacca, Return of the Jedi

"Faster, faster! You´re too slow!" -"Dengon", the Balde of Vengeance

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
- James Bond and Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
- The Joker, Batman

"You play a good game, boy. Now you die!"
- The Tall Man, Phantasm

"I see dead people. Walking around like regular people. They don't know they're dead."
-The Sixth Sense-

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Jaws-

this was the turning point of the movie, perfectly timed and simple yet briallant

if you have not seen it go rent it! it is one the best movies ever made!

'Is that all the thanks I get for a night of Hot Sex?'
Fat Bastard
Same film as above (also played by Mike Myers.)

'I'm Brian, and so is my wife!!'
Trying to avoid getting crucified, Monty Python's life of Brian.

This is from The Crow:
"Guess it's bad day to be a badguy, huh skank?" - Eric Draven

This is from Trainspotting:
"It's ****e bein' Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ****ing earth! Some people hate the English. I don't, they're just wankers, where as we...we are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent colony to be colonized by!" - Mark Renton

This is from Se7en:
"He's a nutbag! Look, he's probably somewhere dancing around in his grandma's panties...yeah, rubbin' himself in peanut butter!" - Detective Mills

This is from 8MM:
"You don't change the devil, the devil changes you." - Max California

...How can we name them? There are so many great lines and memorable ones it's impossible!

-AD

"Im your huckleberry" - Val Kilmer, Tombstone

"You ate my bird!" - LL Cool J, Deep Blue Sea

"I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it! It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice! The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my g****n truck!" - Vincent D'Onofrio, Men in Black

"Now`s the time to seize the moment,Now`s the time to seize the day!"-Brad Pitt,12 Monkeys

"They bought it!"-Matthew Broderick,Ferris Bueller`s Day Off

"See this,this is my boom stick!"-Bruce Campbell,Army of Darkness

"He`s dead Jim!"-Deforest Kelly,Every other episode of Star Trek

"Do you want to play a game?"-WOPR,War Games

"I`ve come to chew bubble gum and kick ass,and I`m all out of bubble gum!"-Rody Piper,They Live!!

I don`t know if these count or not...

"Were`s the girl!"-John Candy,Heavy Metal

"I go were I wanna go!"-Wolverine,X-men The animated series

"Yo, she-bitch." --Bruce Campbell as Ash, "Army of Darkness"

"Amoebas don't ride motorcycles or build atomic bombs." --Kay, "Akira" (the dubbed version)

"May the Force be with you." --Alec Guiness as Obi-Won Kenobi, "Star Wars: A New Hope"

"Bueller? Bueller?" --Ben Stein as the teacher, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

"I am Wong... Jing" --Jet Li as Fong Sai Yuk, "Fong Sai Yuk"

"Ain't life grand?" --Rowdy Roddy Piper as (damn I forgot his name in the credits), "They Live"

"Call me Wolverine! Sniktity snikity snarl!" --Jason Mewes as Jay, "Mallrats"

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--Chaggie

"Yes but you are aware that there's an invention called television and on this invenntion they show shows"--Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction.

"Only in a world this ****ty, could we call these people innocent"--Kevin Spacey as John Doe in Se7en.

There are more but too many.

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"Look at my eyes, I sometimes look in the mirror and watch them get bigger and bigger, like a tiger's... I like tigers...." some English chick in "If...."

"Wake Up" Spike Lee... in "School Daze"

"Where are the paperweights?" Griffin Dunne in "After Hours"

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I was normal once..... I didn't like it.

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10 things i hate about you
"people percieve you as somewhat..."
"tempestuous?"
"heinous bitch is the term used most often, you might want to work on that"

area 52 (my first flick)
"what in the sam hill is that noise? what in the sam hill is that noise?" (repeated due to bad editing)

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I was normal once..... I didn't like it.

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-Tim Roth (I think, or was it Gary Oldman???)
in Tom Stoppards "Guildenstern And Rosencranz Are Dead".

Great Movie, that one...

"Your father was a hampster and your mother smelt of elder berries!
-Same movie

"Prettiest man I ever saw."
-Powers Booth, Tombstone

"It's like playing cards with my brother's kids or something. You nerve wracking sons of bitches!"
-Billy Bob Thornton, Tombstone

"...In a row?"
-Customer, Clerks

And with that she snorts cocaine.
'FLYING HIGH'

Captain- Joey, have you ever seen a man naked?
Same film.

"...or are you a mean mother ****ing servant of god"
-George Clooney, From Dusk Till Dawn

"You got real ugly"
-Bruce Campell, Army of Darkness

"You hit me with the phone!"
-Stu, Scream

"Run for it Marty!"
-Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"How's the pale ale, Stifler?"
-kid in American Pie

"Safer then a tube sock"
-Jim's dad in American Pie

"Where were ya on that one dip****?"
-Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore

"Ya know that Alligator that got your hand? Well I got his head."
-Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore

"All you do is write down what you wanna say on paper, THEN hire someone else to come in and fill in the comas and ****."
- "Bo Catlet" Delroy Lindo GET SHORTY

I have so many guys lets see here......

I have to many guys....

"Look at me, Harry!"
- "Chili Palmer" John Travolta GET SHORTY

Well cya guys later

Micah

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" If the milk turns out
to be sour, I ain't the
kinda pussy to drink it.
Know what I mean? "
Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels.

Groovy -BC

Give me some sugar Baby! -BC

The Next one of you primates even touches me, NAAAAAAAH -BC

CLATU...VERATA...NAA..neck tie, necturne, nickel, it was definitly a "N"
word...CLATU...VERATA..NA(COUGH)..Okay then, thats it..... -BC

You know Jack and ****, and Jack left town! -BC

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart...YOU GOT THAT! -BC

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Heartbreak Kid

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See you on the paintball field.

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so i married an axe-murderer.

Austin Powers:- Machine Gun jublies- how did I miss those baby?

Tell me Austin do you smoke after sex?
I don't know baby, I never looked.

The spy who shagged me.

RAUL JULIA: Play the part or I'll kill you.

DREYFUS: You're a great director.

JULIA: Thank you.

from Moon Over Parador

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Do you like dying?- Louie

I assume I need no introduction- Lestat

both from Interview with the Vampire

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

"I'll swallow your soul!" Says the demon witch.

And he replies,
"Come get some..."

Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness. (Bring on Evil Dead FOUR, oh please ohpleaseohpleaseoplease!!!)

"I knew this because Tyler knew this" Norton - Same Movie

And every single little word spoken in THE THIN RED LINE. I loved that movie!

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Sometimes your the dog, sometimes your the hydrant.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive, you're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your %$#@&%* khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Brad Pitt, from Fight Club.

"Is that your blood?" - Zach Grenier, from Fight Club.

"My god. I have'nt been %$@# liked that since grade school." - Helena Bonham Carter, from (you guessed it) Fight Club.

Tyler Durden says...use soap

"i'm the chief of police, i can do anything!"
jaws

"game over man, whad are we gonna do know"
"why don't we bulid a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, why don't we try that?"
aliens

"it's venkman, he got slimed"
that's great ray, save some for me!"
ghost busters

"I'm a derek and Derek's dont run!"
-Bad Taste

"Eat lead suckah!"
-Bad Taste

"the Astral Investigation and Defense Service" (AIDS)
"Ugh, we gotta change that name!"
-Bad Taste

"The ol' magic is still there"
-Bad Taste

"You wouldnt believe what I just had to do!"
"Eat some upchuck?"
-Bad Taste

"SUCK MY SPINNING STEEL S**THEAD!"
-Bad Taste

and the entire "sodomy song" from Meet The Feebles.

peter jackson rocks!

-nick the dogcow

"YOU SHOT ME YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE ARM!" Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

"Bond, James Bond" The list goes on
"Welcome to the real world" Morpheus The Matrix

"You're an ugly bitch, I want to kill you and play with your blood." Christian Bale, "American Psycho"

"Rick help me, Rick hide me, do something, you must help me, Rick , do something, RICK, RICK!" Peter Lorre, "Casablanca".

"I stick my neck out for nobody." Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca".

"Respect the cock, and tame the **** ." Tom Cruise, "Magnolia".

Cameron: "The 1961 Ferrari, GT 350 california, less than 100 were made, my father spent 3 years restoring this car, it is his love, it is his passion..."
Ferris: "It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
Alan Ruck & Mathew Broderick, "Ferris Bueller's day off"

Jules:"Does he look like a bitch?"
Brett:"What?"
Jules:"DOES, HE, LOOK, LIKE, A, BITCH?"
Brett:"NO!!"
Jules:"Then why did you try to **** him like a bitch Brett."
Brett:"I didn't."
Jules:"YES YOU DID! YES YOU DID BRETT! AND MARCELLUS WALLACE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE ****ED BY ANYONE but MRS. WALLACE."
Frank Whaley, and Samuel L. Jackson, "Pulp Fiction".

"And like that, he was gone." Kevin Spacey, "The Usual Suspects."

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In the words of Darth Vader... "*Respirator noise* *Respirator noise*"

Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan.

"Guns, lots of guns" Keanu Reeves "The Matrix", can you tell its my favourite film yet.

"Weed is for niggas, put it away, have some self respect" "American history X" Edward Norton AKA Derek Vinyard. No racial implement in my chosing of this word but it highlights even the most basic aspect of their hatred towards other ethnic groups.

"Like my grandpappy always said, if you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be respected...shut up!" Gervais, survivor.

"It had just been a sh*tty week..." Mel Gibson, Maverick.

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From "Alfred Hitchcock's Family Plot"

Animal House

BRODY: Smile you son of a bitch!!! -- Jaws

ash

army of darkness

He he he

"I know what your doing, you screwing her, your screwing my wife. first you take off the top, poke around in there, squirt some lubrication in, then you take some dirty ol piston and shove it in and out in an out."
-same movie

"Ive had 1100 watts a day, im hot to trot. the next woman that ill be with will light up like a pin-ball machine and pay off in silver dollars"
-Jack Nichoson, On flew over the coocoo's nest

"YO man thats like a quarter pounder with cheese" -Cheech, Cheech and Chong's Up in smoke

"Get away from her, you BITCH!"
- Sigourney Weaver , Aliens

"Why oh why didnt i take the blue pill?"
-the matrix

"Ok i complete your task, NOW TURN THE DAM LIGHTS ON!"
-Eddie Murphy, The golden child.

"Beer, the cause, and solution, to all of lifes problems"
-Homer Simpson, the simpson's

there are tons more. but it would take forever for me to write them all. lol
peace out!

"I got better things to do tonight then die."
-Springer

"First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It's a pitty you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction now."
-Galvatron

"For a time, I considered sparring the retched little planet Cyberton. But now, you shall witness, it's dismemberment."
-Unicron

"Now, light our darkest hour."
-Rodimus Prime

Ah hell, tha whole damn movie!!!!

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Tha Soft Chocolate Rich Millennium

"If you haven't found something to die for, then you don't deserve to live."

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Henrietta Head: Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

Ash: Swallow this.

-Shotgun blast to the face-

Perfection!!

Of course there are some good ones from the Shawshank Redemption, Anaconda and so many others but they would take years to type all of them

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"We all go a little mad sometimes" - Norman Bates + Billy Loomis

Drax: Look after mister Bond. See that some harm comes to him.

Drax: At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery.

Drax: You defy all my efforts to plan an amusing death for you.
--all from Moonraker

Kamal Khan: You have a nasty habit of surviving.
--from Octopussy

Moneypenny: Don't ask
M: Don't tell
--from Tommorrow Never Dies (which should have been Tommorrow Never Lies, but a typo on a fax changed it.)

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Springfield Productions:
You make the film,
We take the credit.

http://bunky_19087.tripod.com/SpringfieldProductions/

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-cruel intentions (a dumb movie though)

quote:

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Originally posted by JasonSly:
I hope this isn't like a universally known factand I sound stupid, but are you seriuos about Tommorrow Never Dies?

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Yep. It's in my book "The Bond Files."

M: My God, what's Bond doing.
Q: I think he's attempting reentry, sir.
--from Moonraker

Bluto: THEY TOOK THE BAR!!!!
--from Animal House

Billy: A conscience is just you're inner self telling you somebody might be watching.

Priest: Why does everybody come to me with their problems?

David: I think that this country needs guns. I'm not about to kill myself with a knife!
--All from my film Crimes Of Idiocy

Jaws

every single line.....

from the head, to the tail.... the whole damn movie.

favorite one...

Wife- Martin, are you sure you can do that?
Martin-i can do anything i want, i'm the cheif of police

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You smell like speghettios

Robert Shaw tries to sing over a kid playing the clarinet. No dialogue, but funny.

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Bomb #19: Let there be light!
--from Dark Star

Mike: You couldn't find your ass with both hands!
--from Jaws: The Revenge (terrible movie, good line)

Bond: You saved my life.
Anya: We all make mistakes Mr. Bond.
--from The Spy Who Loved Me

J.W. Pepper: SECRET AGENT! ON WHOSE SIDE?
--from The Man With The Golden Gun

Truman-Lodge: Oh, s***! That's just great! Another 80 million dollar write-off!
Sanchez: I guess it's time to start cutting overhead.
Sanchez shoots Truman-Lodge
--from Licence To Kill

Austin: It's freedom baby, yeah.

Austin grabs Scott
Austin: It seems the table has turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not relly, kill the little bastard, see what I care.
Scott: Dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group liquidated, you little s***! They were insolent.
Scott: I hate you. I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil: Oh, Scott. That hurts daddy when you say that, honestly.
--all from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

--Robert Redford in The Candidate

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Never doubt the Red Stranger

-gladiator

We gotta make this, (points to big cube) fit into the hole for this,(points to big cylinder) using nothing but that...

Apollo 13

man 1: what time is it?

man 2: 3

man 1: am or pm?

man 2: am, very, VERY am

apollo 13

STEPHEN The Lord tells me He can get me out of this mess. But He's pretty sure --your ******. -Braveheart

LONGSHANKS The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. -Braveheart

There's plenty more, but those are just the one's I could think of at the top of my head.

all the lines in gladiator were cool.

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the raven flies backwards at midnight.

and that whole thing with the blowing it all up you maniacs etc etc.

-mike

"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' -- she always called me Elwood -- 'In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me."
Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey

MATTIE
That's stealing.

ROOSTER
I ain't never robbed no citizen, taken a man's watch.

MATTIE
It's still stealing.

ROOSTER
That's exactly the attitude them New Mexicans took. I had to flee for my life. I finally got tired of it, turned old Beau around and, takin' the reins in my teeth, charged into them firin' two navy sixes. They must have all been married men that loved their families cause they cut and run for home.

John Wayne as Rooster and Kim Darby as Mattie in True Grit.

"It's all in the buttocks! Aren't I beautiful?" -- Michael Caine.

Back to the Future I

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Doolittle: You have no proof it was correct data!

--Dark Star (1974) [Cult Classic]

Kyle: So you can't say: "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest ******* person on earth?"

Eric: Hey, Shut your <buzzzzzzz>

--South Park movie

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Never doubt the Red Stranger

"Know what happens you go back to the joint, I f**k your father in the shower and have a snack"

"How do you shoot the devil in the back, what if you miss"

"Keyzer S0ze was in the harbor killing many men"

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the raven flies backwards at midnight.

--Cold Hearts

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