Funny Side Effects
Screen Writing Idea development Funny Side Effects
Ok, for my next spoof, i will be doing a parody of a pharmecutical commercial. IT will be long, and most of the time will be filled with a guy in a low voice listing all the side effects. I want things like:
Spontanious Combustion
Random detaching of limbs
The sudden loss of ones head
Oily bowels
wax-like discharge from ears
etc...
what are some good side effects to include?
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J.D. Morgan
for the sudden loss of one's head, say "advanced cranial dissolution" or something like that.
for oily bowels say "prolonged discomforting bowel movements accompanied by an oily discharge" (I heard this once)
use "ear wax disemboguement"
also try "snot attenuation"
sounds fun!
Like that E*Trade Commercial.....something like
The Condition Known as Hot Dog fingers
Children born with a Golden Retreiver Face
Impotence leading to loss of male genitalia
......etc
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Hair growth on soles of feet;
Abnormal growth of nose;
Crazy itches;
Abnormaly large pimples;
Full Dialation of the right pupil;
Fingernail to talon syndrome;
Brown Nose disorder;
Stinky Ears;
Melted cheese ozzing from pores;
Growth of mutated organs (third yellow eye, etc.);
Obnoxious Slogans forming on arm and face;
Changes in apearance that make you resemble your own mother
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[This message has been edited by Skinned Fox (edited 01-25-2001).]
Genitalia shrinkage
spontaneous loosening of the bowels
hardening of the skin
exploding lips
this product has also been known to cause the dead to rise and eat human flesh.
Try:
Fingers may replace toes, mental problems, Extesive use of the word boobie, midas disease, mind burn, and ingrown toe-nail.
fox, congrats, that list had me in stitches. i might use some of them for one of my commercial parodies. i laughed so hard i actually farted
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