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i need a new idea for a good movie(since after carefull consideration and advice form a fellow poster i ditched the last one), i know that i want guns, superhumans, all sorts of weapons and fights, also, i would extremely appreciate any medieval ideas(but no girls cause i aint got any).

thanks in advance, because if anyone can help, you guys can(ive seen your posts).

P.S. i am fully equiped for most costumes, props and some special effects so, no idea is too little or too small.

Group of kids/guys outside playing ball or something. Then suddenly, something slams into the ground. It doesn't break or dent. It looks like some type of special case. They go to check it out and notise a jet in the sky flying past. As they watch it, they can see a couple of people parachuting out. Then the plane blows up, practically disentigraing. The guys stand there stunned. They discuss what they should do. They decide to open it and see what it is. They attemp to open it but no luck. Within hours a dark car pulls up to the house. 2 men get out carrying big guns. Guns, mysterious case, the guys curiousity of whats in it? It gets the better of them, they grab the case and run for it. The men see their escape attempt and go after them. They start firing at them. Finally the 2 guys catch up to the kids/teens/aliean boys, whatever, they have it out. The teens win. They take the guns from the agents. yada yada, more people come after them. They get attacked (big fight scene). They reveal the case has a tracking device in it. Thats how they kept finding the kids. The leader says for his agents to get the case and drink some of the potients in the case, but not all, it's the last of the secret formula that gives you increased strength, endurance and causes your skin to become less penatrable. They are about to get it when the case gets knocked through the air. When it lands, the case pops open revealing differnt secret items. One of which is several test tubes filled with a green substance. They try to take it and drink it, but the kids beat em to it. They drink it first. Now the kids are pumped from the fluid. They easily defeat the agent and boss. Now the kids have this secret formula and super powers. yada yada yada. The end.

Ok, nothing special, just what I came up with in 2 seconds time.

Here's an idea. One guy wins the lotto and buys a really good computer and a tonne of internet time. Him and his mate are surfing the internet, one of them hacks into a French governmetn site, starts chatting to the eperor, president, PM, whatever they have. He starts making a few racist comments and the guy decides to declare war on America (or Australia or whereever you're from). Anyway, the hackers don't believe the threat until a low flying French bomber flies past and blows up a house nearby theirs. They panic, they quickly flee, taking the computer with them.

The Aumerican/Australian/Whatever Government convince the French to stop with the promise that they will capture the two runaways. They send the entire federal police after these guys who have changed their names. After a close brush with the Feds, they decide they need a sleek, smart, well equipped way to travel. They buy a custom limo (room for oil storage, TV and cocktail room, Internet room for the computer....) with the rest of the money from the lotto win, the main guy tells the otherone that he baught a backup object for plan 'P' if they ever needed to use it.

The police catch up with them on the national highway. They try several plans to get rid of them (oil from the oil storage etc.) the chaffeur they hired to drive they hurl out of the car, but no, the police don't stop. The main character decides it is a desperate situation, they need to use plan 'P'.

They drive the limo over the dge of the Grand Canyon (or Australian/Whatever equivalent) rivalling the ending of Thelma and Louise, and the police don't stay to watch, they give up and go back to the capital. Half way down in their decent, a parachute comes from the back of the limo and carries them safely to the ground below. They drive off into the sunset.

The closing credits show them in still shots doing their outlaw things ie: Holding up banks, executing people, giving someone the kiss of death....

I'm sorry. That was very pathetic. It was loosley based ona short story I wrote one (like year 4). Hey, you may want to use it. Go ahead. No skin off my back.

President George W. Bush, whom happens to be doomed to die in office by an ancient curse, attacks Iraq with the intention of sending Saddam a message. Unfortunately, as the attacks continue, Saddam fights back. The president is killed. Most of america is destroyed. Saddam takes control of the world with all the fury of Ghengis Khan. The end.

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